marcuszuckerberg: allowmetosaveyou: ...
I am disconnected.
someone show me this is real.
looking back on that day, I should have shot you...
get raped, faggot.
I swear , you’re such a bitch that it’s hard to fathom what I was thinking…ever. At this point I’m not even bitter. Just amazed at my naivety.
Trapped In My Mind. I Don't Think I'll Ever Get...
Well, I’m stuck in rewind though I’m looking forward, Damn, I wish I knew what went wrong, Am I sick? Am I ill? My mental got me, Oh, Lord, please help me pull through.
my first ever tumblr crush. lol.
I don't want to work, I just want to bang on this...
theworldisquiethere: work. ughhhh. noooo. god I just. love your Office references lol.
xxscott05xx: SOTD: Rebecca Black - “Friday” ...
Pam Beesly: Michael are you alright?
Michael Scott: It was a setup. Dwight told Charles. He told 'em.
Pam Beesly: Tell us what you're talking about.
Michael Scott: It's like a girl says she'll make out with you but then her boyfriend is waiting around the corner with a pee-filled balloon.
Pam Beesly: We can't help you if you don't just tell us what happened.
Michael Scott: I got hit in the face with a pee-filled balloon, Pam! Ok? I don't know how they did it. They filled the balloon with pee. A funnel? I donno! Is that clear enough for you!